The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Stand Up Paddle Boarding (SUP) is the fastest growing sport across the world. Because you dont need waves to propel yourself, you can do it on any open water. Not only SUP is fun and perfect for your entire family (anyone can do it), but SUP also has huge benefit for you. A total core and cardiovascular workout, stand up paddling works your entire body and mind. Cabarete is one of the best places for SUP. You can do it in the bay, on flat water, cruising along the coast of the north Shore of the Dominican Republic, in the waves, surfing on the reef and on the inland river, discovering the beauty of the Dominican wild life.
Ah, Water-Pogo. I remember that from when I was a kid.
Out into the sea we'd go ... pogo stick in hand and bounce from sealion to dolphin causing major oceanica mammalian concussions til the sun went down. Then we'd drag our quarry onto the beach for a bountious supper.
Can't do that nowadays because of all these bleeding heart liberals and their "endangered" this, "at risk" that ... just have to stay in now and eat our imported Black Rhino chops and Tiger plums pan fried with a little butter and platypus eggs. Mmmm.
