The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I think you have to look at the purpose of the neighbours television show from another angle. What i am trying to say here is what would you rather be doing - Watching mind numbing, predictable, badly acted and poorly scripted cr*p OR reading mind numbing, brain liquefying computery nonsense? (If its sunny then the neighbours thing gets blown out of the water and you head to my garden with a football and a bottle of erm... apple juice )