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ddvmor


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Aparrently this is German for 'Multi Purpose Wipes'.  Germans get all the best words!

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Lebensmittelvergiftung

Stomach ache

Durchfal

Diahorrea

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Lebensmittelvergiftung is good.  But Mehrzweckreinigungstucher is better.  Durchfal doesn't have enough syllables.



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But durchfal does describe the feeling of liquid poo streaming out of your bum quite well.

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Don't mention poo.  You'll get Damo talking about jobbies again!

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Ive already did 4 today! 4!


 


in one day!



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Told you so.


Damo... stop eating the figs.  Stop it now!



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No figs, just normal honest-to-goodnes jobbies, but 4 of em!


I know its probably cos i was mixing lager and cider last night, but still 4!


4!  one day!


I'll let you know if i beat that before home time, I know you want to know!



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...oh god...



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I had two in very quick succession this morning. I blame it on the grolsch and findus crispy pancakes

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sharkjf115 wrote:

I had two in very quick succession this morning. I blame it on the grolsch and findus crispy pancakes
see daz? its no just me!

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This is not going well.


It's not going well at all. 



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How? I think its going very well, very healthy, a complete clear-out


(4! one day!)


Ive a horrible jobby-related story actually, 


One night out my mate chatted up this girl, he got lucky and took her home. While he was 'at work' with her, an cos he was  p*ssed, he chucked up right there, all over her then passed out.


When he woke up the next day to his horror she had got her revenge by jobbying on his chest before she left!



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... there are no words ...


 


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No words, plenty of squishy sounds though.

I have on story it involves Merrydown and black and three or four lost hours of my life!

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I'm very tempted to have you both executed for... er... treason or something.  I've check out the Kingly Charter though, and it seems I can only execute people for poo related charges if they do it in my house.  Dammit.

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check it again, i'm sure you might be able to fine them at least

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