The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
i probably get a longer lie on work days than weekends to be honest, kids have a built in ability to just know when its saturday so they can get you up at 6.30!
I'm going to come over to Castlemead and give you a bunch of fives if you continue to harp on about your holiday. However I'm in a hideously good mood, I've just been invited for a first stage interview with Westcountry Ambulance Service.
No more comics for me! Well no more comics anyway as we're closing but you know what I mean.
Also as I haven't been here long, is it a nice VW Golf?
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Holidays may be for wimps, my old son, but I count myself proudly among those people who are currently enjoying the first full day of a 2 week holiday. Tis grand!
Anyone else got two weeks off? No? Didn't think so.
Holidays may be for wimps, my old son, but I count myself proudly among those people who are currently enjoying the first full day of a 2 week holiday. Tis grand! Anyone else got two weeks off? No? Didn't think so. I have another one in December. I'm off to do something amazing!
How amazing is that, dude?
I could have almost two weeks off, if I wanted to, I think, maybe. Why right now though? Instead of Christmas or when the weather's nice, etc...
Nope, not going to be a player hater, enjoy your time off, you lucky, lucky, basserd.
Just realized, I haven't been out of the office for more than 3 business days in a row, this year!
Why right now though? Instead of Christmas or when the weather's nice, etc... Nope, not going to be a player hater, enjoy your time off, you lucky, lucky, basserd.
Weeeeeeellll... I have another week in December coming up.
Our company has a policy that all staff must take two weeks of their holiday consecutively. I've been putting it off cos I was waiting for me Ma to come out of hospital. She was supposed to go in during July. It happened in October. She's just come out. And now I realkly really need a break. So I'm spending a week down at her house to look after here (kinda... she's too independent and annoying for that really), then I'll spend my second week doing something truly amazing. Oh yeah. Like staying at home and sleeping. Or maybe visiting my little bro in Nottingham. Haven't decided yet.
As for the weather... It's England, dude. it never changes.
NateO wrote: Just realized, I haven't been out of the office for more than 3 business days in a row, this year!
Yeah. Apart from a week in the summer - July, I think - me neither.
Weird how he boasts of his 2 week holiday when he knows damn well he'll get no response from me, me being on a three week holiday and doing stuff 'n all.
(Apologies to all those who only get a day off every 2nd decade, but I could hardly let the opportunity pass by now, could I?)
