The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Just had one yesterday, first one in many years. Not only did the doctor double-up my prescription, he couldn't believe the prescription I was wearing: Blinder than the bat on the JDBB!! Too many byte arrays, perhaps...
He wanted to test me with dialated eyes, too. Couldn't see anything within 3 feet for 5 hours!
I need to get an eye exam soon. I got my first pair of glasses at 18 and still have them (I am 25 now). I have noticed worse vision over the last few months. I think it is time to get some new ones. Still saving up for Lasic