The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
and i think we need to draw a family tree so i can discern who's who and who knows who from where and whether people just know people from the jdbb (/utteraccess) or they are their fraud consultant specialist access guy or their comic book guy or unconnected
king, could you get to it on your holiday please :)