The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've been dealing with an external company for some software that they're piloting in our bank. I happened to drop the hint that mist software companies supply a mouse mat or novelty mouse or pen or something.
Anyway... tin the post today, I received a branded light up (piercing blue!) ballpoint pen, a mini FM scan radio and a usb phone charger, which came in particularly handy as I'd forgotten to charge my phone last night.