The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
All right, I just cranked out a ton of data in a reasonably readable report, so I have survived another week. Unfortunately I must return to the office tomorrow, to which I do not get comp. time.
But that's neither here nor there. It's Friday evening, and I just got my tax return. Due to a few well executed, legal maneuvers, the government owed me a fair amount of money. Game on!
Nate, I'm sorry to hear about your need to work on Saturday This is a phenomenon that I am intimately familiar with and can provide an appropriate level of empathy. I, myself am taking time out of my busy mother-in-law visiting schedule to make this post, having taken Friday off. Woohoo!w
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