The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
This post is for the benefit of Ben and Sharon, who won't have seen it elsewhere due to their pathological misanthropy (by which I mean 'not friends with me on facebook'! )
Catfish brought home a chilli that one of her workmates had grown in his garden. It damn near killed me!
What you need for that is to join facebook - in just a short time you can have hundreds of friends you do not know & share the minutae of your life with them!