The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So yeah. I'm injured too. I have an horrific injury in the wrist area from where I was playing with my overentusiastic cat the other day.
I did consider going to the hospital with it, but decided against it on the basis that they were probably not equipped to deal with such extensive trauma and I was better off just staying at home to die.