The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
WOMAN'S DIARY: >> >>Thursday 20th Sept 2005 >> >>Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been >>shopping >>in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him - thought >>it >>might be that. >> >>The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter >>to talk. >> >>He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere >>nice to eat. >> >>All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and >>didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. >> >>I just knew that something was wrong. >> >>He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in. >> >>He hesitated but followed. >> >>I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the >>television on. >> >>After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed. >> >>I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. >> >>He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. >> >>He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, >>we >>made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold. >> >>Cried myself to sleep -I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found >>someone else. >> >> >> >>MAN'S DIARY: >> >>Thursday, 20th September 2005 >> >> >>Rangers lost. Gutted. Got a sh*g though.
