The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ok I'm with them on the daily walking things and the ear/tail docking (and personally think they should also make declawing illegal too), but this is the first I've heard of round bowls making fish blind. That sounds a bit wacky to me.
That reminds me.. I need to clean Darwin's tank today...