The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Something Nate posted a couple of days ago got me thinking on the subject of the JDBB demographics. The regular posters are British ( ) with the notable exception of the great Mr Oliver ( ) himself and the odd guest appearance from Andromeda ( ) or CommandZ ( ).
The upshot of this is that we all go to bed at 11 (or whenever) leaving poor old Nate to play with himself - which, I understand, he excels at.
So what we need are a few more regular international posters. Tell your friends (sorry, Joe - I know this excludes you! ). Anyone know anyone from Oz? Lets enrich the lives of a few more bored people. You know it's right.
I know someone who is just back from austrailia - does that count?
I know people there but i doubt that they would be able to contribute to the board - every time im talking to them (ok, when i get an email from them ) they are always saying hpw brilliant it is - they just dont seem bored enuff
listen people - i'm going to the usa in 9 days, i'll try recruit people from the airport - maybe if i wear a sandwich board as i wait for my plane saying on one side 'australian's look here' and on the other 'JJBB NEEDS YOU' - something like this - i could also recruit a few americans? i mean, they are foreigners - and could keep mr oliver company?