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Batman O'Leary


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Where have you gone man?  Will you come back if I tell you a (crap) joke?


 


Kate Moss is walking down the BBC corriders when she bumps into Jeremy Clarkson,


"What do you do?" she asks,


"Top Gear"


"Cool, can I buy some?"


 


I know, I know.



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Still here dude.


And your joke was shit.  Really really shit.  Like, runny shit.  Yuk.



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Batman O'Leary


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Sorry, copied off another forum!

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Ouch.

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ddvmor


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What did the vet give to the sick Budgie?



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*groan*

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How do you fit 5 donkeys in a fire engine?


 


 


 


2 in the front, 2 in the back,


and one on the roof going "hee haw, hee haw"


 



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How do you get two Whales in a mini?

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Batman O'Leary


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Go on then

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This wouldn't have anything to do with open the door for them would it????

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Nope.

You just drive down the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.  Simple.

-- Edited by ddvmor at 00:12, 2005-10-22

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God damn it.


 



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