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Tickle-Me-Elmo



There is a factory in America that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.


A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.


The next day at 08:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.


At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.


"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday"......


"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".


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Pure Quality direct from the King!


Nice one DD.  I'm smiling again.



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http://www.stuffucrave.com/image/tickleelmo.jpg 

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That is quality. At a way JDK! clap

Susan, did you like the pic of Elmo with a turtlehead?

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I did a screen print & coloured it in.  It now has pride of place on my freezer door.


<I tore down the children's efforts to make room!>



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Fantastic Suey!

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Oooh, I've never been called Suey before.  Suze, Sue, Suzy, NASA & Nasus, but never Suey.


I'm hungry all of a sudden & I can't think why. Hmmmmm.



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Pretty good eh? We obviously pull out all of the stops here at JDBB.

Can you get your hands on a pastie pie?

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A pastie pie?

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We're having beef goulash for dinner.  I'm gonna go make it as soon as D has finished the washing up!

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Indeed:

http://www.robertsrecipes.com/cornishpasty.htm

My ol' Man, SPO, makes the meanest, and nothing like this variety, but just to provide an example.

Mental note, need to get his formula...

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I'm not sure what's for dinner.I'll have to start thinking.

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There's a pastie shop in Bude that does ALL kinds of pastie - curry pastie, traditional Cornish pastie, lamb & mint pastie, banana pastie - I think they'd put anything in a pastie (maye not ANYTHING).

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Pastie pie... mmmmmmmm...

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My old man's, SPO, variety features pork, potatoe and egg. Might fine I must say.

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pastie pie...    mmmmmmmm....

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has anyone ever had a real pastie? you know - the ones with meat on one end and apple on the other?


i havent



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Did you ever think you'd see the day where a Yank is describing a Pastie to a Brit?

No offense Suey!

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i'm quite pasty


oh but that's a different issue



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ohhhh...   all that pastie goodness...   mmmm...

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well actually, 'pale' is more accurate


and pale is pretty



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That may very well be an issue worth pursing KT!

I'm with you D!

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It's lucky you're pale.  Cos if you wuz a pasty I'd eat you...

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A native of Ireland being pale? Go figure! Have you ever heard of Guinness?

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Uh oh...

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Have I stepped in it?

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nate.. the correct response was 'no, you're not pale katie' or 'yes pale is pretty'


heard of guiness - it's that book of records right?



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mmmmmmm, Guinness!

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There's nothing wrong with Pale! I should know, as I am, and I'm damn sexy!

I think it's more of a liquid laxative.


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