The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Nay. Maybe on bigger cars but thats it, definitely not on wee sooped up ned mobiles, like the thing I saw this morning.
A D-reg Nova, big exhaust, tinted windows and a home-made spoiler no less! It was a bit of plywood and 2 bits of 2 by 4, all nailed on to the roof, P*ssed myself laughing for ages!
Batman O'Leary wrote: Nay. Maybe on bigger cars but thats it, definitely not on wee sooped up ned mobiles, like the thing I saw this morning. A D-reg Nova, big exhaust, tinted windows and a home-made spoiler no less! It was a bit of plywood and 2 bits of 2 by 4, all nailed on to the roof, P*ssed myself laughing for ages!
It's the size of spoiler, alloy wheels and the opacity of the windows that determain the cars speed and power. Also when driving a car like that the normal rules of driving don't apply, in the same way they don't apply to:
Mini cabs Taxi Cabs White Vans
In fact there is a special law of relativity that states that while driving a ned car things like gravity and velocity change in strange and unexpected ways, suddenly closing gaps in the traffic ahead become gapping holes you could get a bus into.
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Only if they came factory fitted i.e. were part of the original designers vision.
Note: this excludes Novas, Astras, Corsas, Escorts and all the other Barry boy cars out there but includes Subaru Imprezas, Porsches, Mitsubishi Evo's and the like
Even many of the factory fitted spoilers look pretty damn stoopid. Sopilers do, howver have the unespected benefit of making one's vehicle more portable. It's always nice to have a handle that you can pick them up by.
My skoda has a tiny, tiny manuacturer's spolier on the boot lid. I'm not sure why, but it's very discreet:
