The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
There's a chap on Rock School (starring Gene Simmonds - I'm sure Stead watches it for tips) who speaks Elvish, despite the fact that he's only 11 or so, and Elves and thus Elvish do not exist. I might suggest that the same go's for Orcs and 'Orcish'
Obviously if drunk and in a garden center its perfectly reasonable to ask if they've got any 'orcish'
Is that entirely true. Just because elves don't exist the language of elvish does. Tolkien spent many many years putting the language together. It may be a language for a fictional bunch of dudes, but like Klingon, it's still actually a working language.
As for the garden centre... not really the kinda place I'd head to after a few beers. No kebabs, you see...
Don't think so. But Klingon, particularly is very useful in the business world. You can also use it in MS Access as it makes more sense than the damn error messages I keep getting today!
I can't decide if that little dealy makes me miss online gaming, or reminds me of how big a pain in the arse it can be interacting with a bunch of 14 year olds.