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JonnyStead


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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/14344727

Hey!

Yes?

Wanna be brown?

Yes!

Wanna ingest an untested, unlicenced product?

Hell yeah!

Great - then Buy Uber Tan - we dont know whats in it, but if you sniff it, it'll make you brown!

Fantastic - and sniffing stuff of unknown origin has never caused anyone any problems so thats great!

Quite right - now hand over your money, dumbass....

Kerching!



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BBC wrote:

The MHRA says Ubertan could contain Forskolin, which is derived from Coleus forskohlii, which is not licensed for sale in the UK.

 Foreskin?



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Aodan


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Yeah... I'll just stay pasty thanks.

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Another reason why it's better to be a redneck......Ben



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Do bear in mind that the people this is being marketed to most probably use sunbeds anyway. They're probably not great at weighing up health risks...

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Would you like your chav rare, medium or well-done?



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Aodan


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It's better than orange...

 

i-like-botox-and-orange-tan.jpg

 

Sean was behind me when I was posting this and looked at this picture and asked me what was wrong with her face... Even the children know better



-- Edited by Aodan on Wednesday 3rd of August 2011 09:18:29 PM

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Ew.

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sha76jam


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Count the dumb people: http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_7874000/7874798.stm Thought it was a pretty good idea that!



-- Edited by sha76jam on Thursday 4th of August 2011 08:45:53 PM

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That's awesome. I'm gonna set it running on my second monitor and tan while I work. It's like living in the future!

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sha76jam


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200001...

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...a tanning odyssey!

'Open the tanning salon doors, Hal.'

'My god... It's full of sun beds!'

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