The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's amazing. Weeks go by with only the occasional post. And then some dickhead posts a bit of spam and we post more in two days than we have in the last six months.
You see, Spam brings people together!
And presumably, as a result, you will become ripped (in just six days) much more... potent... and your willy will double in size, you will a new, genuine watch, several pairs of trainers and a designer handbag.