The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Let's ignore that last comment. It's obviously a troll!
So, Jackie. Logic would dictate that one would be substantially improved with the addition of the other. In fact it should probably ge an exponential improvement. For some reason though, a small part of me suspects that this may not be the case!