The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I don't see the fun in really hot food - a burning mouth is one thing, but by some miraculous chemical reaction things always seem to be hotter coming out than going in!
These suckers are hot! I used to think it was the seeds, they're damn hot too.
They only occur naturally in Northern Mexico and Sourthern Arizona. And as I consistently go to Southern Arizona, I stock up on as I like it hot!
The first time I tried these, I was cooked for a few hours, crying, sneezing, flagellating, just in bad shape all around, never mind the next day... But, you get used to the heat, I enjoy these things these days.
And, as a bonus, much like what Vic mentioned, is the memory of slipping a couple in my ol' China's, O'keefe, egg sandwich. His physical reaction was much like my first.
oooh, you bad bad man, Nate. I feel another telling off on the horizon. Nah. Actually that's pretty funny.
Vic used to work in a pub in the New Forest a few years ago, and we went in there now and again for meals. The landlord, who was also the chef thought it was incredibly funny to 'spike' my burgers with all sorts of odd things. There's nothing more disconcerting than biting into a big fat cheese and bacon burger to find a huge chunk of apple or banana in there.
He used to give me a salad garnish with my ice cream, and a sprig of parsley on my sticky toffee pudding too
You pay more for those sorts of things in those posh namby pamby restaurants in the big smoke you know - personally I wont drink a filter coffee unless it has a sausage floating in it these days........
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quote: Originally posted by: "oooh, you bad bad man, Nate. I feel another telling off on the horizon. Nah. Actually that's pretty funny. Vic used to work in a pub in the New Forest a few years ago, and we went in there now and again for meals. The landlord, who was also the chef thought it was incredibly funny to 'spike' my burgers with all sorts of odd things. There's nothing more disconcerting than biting into a big fat cheese and bacon burger to find a huge chunk of apple or banana in there. He used to give me a salad garnish with my ice cream, and a sprig of parsley on my sticky toffee pudding too"
Wow, the chief and I have the same sense of humor.
Actually, even funnier, in my immature estimation. The egg sandwich was round 2 during a weekend visit. The first event was when I cooked up some pasta for dinner. AOK asks "What are those red things?" To which says (and trying my very best to keep a straight face) "Oh, those are just garnishes, not bad, try one." Kaboom! An hour later, AOK says "Never do that again." Next morning, "O'keefe, here's your egg sandwich."
people always trick me into eating those funny star shaped garnishes that you get in posh places, ok, well they are edible, but they surely dont taste good