The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Im just back at work after being off sick for ages and so i decide that i would check the board and see what y'all had been up to. Then i seen the millions of postings that have been made since ive been away and have decided - stuff it, i aint catching up
I have to spend the next couple of days trying to remember what it was i was doing three weeks ago, and then continuing on with it