The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I don't like the kids that hang out until 3am blasting reggaeton and shouting at one another under my window. I like even less that if you call the cops, they'll come - tell them to go away - they'll all go inside and as soon as the cop leaves they come back...
I don't think I like the French on account of their snootiness and general frenchiness.
I don't like it when the BBC decides to film an episode of Casualty in the lobby of my building, so I have to be really quiet on my way in and out (honest, I didn't keep maliciously phoning reception all afternoon!)
And I particularly don't like cauliflower. It sucks.
I don't like people who don't use their indicators properly (or at all) when they're driving.
I also don't like the annoying girl who's standing in the parking area aoutside my house arguing with her boyfriend on the phone and doing a damn good impresson of Vicki Pollard while she's at it!
Just kidding, how could anyone not like a guffing badger?
I don't like how people are so often blind to obvious logical fallicies in arguments, or worse, know they are avoiding the real issue but continue using flawed tactics to win people over.
I hate people that are won over by clearly flawed arguments/tactics.
I really, really hate people that refuse to admit they are wrong, ever. You know the type.
ddvmor wrote: I don't like people who don't use their indicators properly (or at all) when they're driving. I also don't like the annoying girl who's standing in the parking area aoutside my house arguing with her boyfriend on the phone and doing a damn good impresson of Vicki Pollard while she's at it!-- Edited by ddvmor at 20:12, 2005-10-07
Oh how I love that show...
Oops wrong thread...
I don't like people with hideous bad breath that you can smell several feet away - its a serious problem that needs to be addressed. Because these people are usually very chatty.
I don't like any of those incredibly spoiled, completely out of touch teenagers that appear on "Sweet Sixteen." I know that's on MTV, and I just said that I hate MTV, so I shouldn't watch it ... but my darn wife seems to think that's the only channel on the "telly."
I dont like the God squad that feel they have a God given right to impose their world view on anyone just because the have "faith", if I really wanted to hear their fairytails I'd go to a church. Please get off the street corner and take your watchtower, bible or whatever it is you are trying to peddle and get lost and while you are at it stay out of politics and medicine the world needs some rational thought right now.
I don't like chuggers (charity muggers) I'm trying to get my train home you idiots and your sales targets dont make me feel guilty when you try and lay a guilt trip line, for reference I have a direct debit to save the Children.
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
I don't like Stead ... he was OK until he started on the beard!
I don't like :
Brocolli, Belgium, politicians, vacuous pop music (as opposed to good, which does exist), cheap pop like RolaCola, christmas, new year, any forced celebration, chain pubs, chain letters, chain gangs, white dog poo, any dog poo, dogs really I suppose, pomegranittes (which I hate so much I can't spell), ITV3, censorship, fire doors, Cillit Bang!, bad grammar, overlong lists, untuned guitars, Stead, Steads untuned guitar, bad whiney singers (like James Blunt), Coldplay, Cold Feet (it was shite, sorry), modern hollywood "blockbusters", everything James Cameron has done since Terminator 2, Woody Allen, Tim Allen, Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, black lights, BMWs, Burberry, blueberries.
And a few other things but I'm bored of typing. I don't like typing.