The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
i'm just very fond of americans and not fond of large generalisations and getting married in a week so prone to just say the first thing that pops into my head POOP
Actually, that wasn’t that bad, mate; a nice overreaching stereotype, actually.
Now what is troubling, and is the foundation for Heather to remain in the dog house was her spiking my beer with flaming hot Tabasco sauce. Adding insult to injury, she said I reacted to it like a cry baby, like she should be speaking to my maturity at that point!
of course you are, i have your suit ready for you and everything. be sure to be at the church on time - i know you know where it is.. seeing you're the bestman and all