The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Weird dream last night about this place. It was a physical place and I kept flying here to spend the day, then flying back home at night. In my dream it only took an hour or two to get across the ocean, and all we talked about was the lack of reliable mass transit in America. And we ate crackers.
I want to say in a plane, but I never actually saw it...only the train I had to take home from the airport (that looked like the railroad station near my mom's house). It was explained to my dream self that because I was leaving so late, I just slept through the flight. On a few of the trips I brought my daughter with me, which just seems like a poor parenting move on my part ;)
...Ben
