The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ok... here's a new game for ya. I kinda got the idea from that The Shining trailer that I posted the other day.
Describe a movie, it's plot, characters and setting in as misleading a way as you can. All the detail must be accurate, but as misleading as you can make it. Everyone else has to guess what movie it is you're banging on about.
Here's an easy one to show you what I mean:
When Tony is deported from his home country of Cuba as a political refugee, he comes to the US where he must take whatever work he can to pay the bills. His hard work pays off as he works his way up the chain to become the lord and master of his own business empire. Sadly his fragile mental state and drug addiction promptly brings it crashing down around him and eventually, the stresses of his work bring about his untimely demise, but not before he introduces his little friend to the competition.
Dave is running through the woods when he comes across some bird and her mates getting picked on by Pikies. Dave kicks ass, saves them, and takes them home. Home gets burned down and his bird gets kidnapped.
Dave goes to find her, various hilarity/drama ensues... some people die, less people care and and its all very sad.
Hows that?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson