The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Last night, Professor Brian Cox was chatting away to me (in person, I might add), about how much money the government spends on scientific endeavours and what a miniscule proportion of the overall budget it is. He used this diagram:
which the Guardian published a couple of years ago to illustrate it. Sadly there doesn't appear to be a 2010 version. I think we have to wait for a spending review.
The most disgusting thing is the loan repayment figure of £25bn as our debt is approx £470bn and before we all blame the banks - they were bailed out to the tune of £85bn which suggests some money has been wasted elsewhere...
If we get the debt under control there'll be more money to spend on cool stuff -
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
He was doing a live lecture in Bristol with Ben Goldacre (another of my heroes - he's the guy that called out Gillian McKeith on her phony doctor's credentials, by getting his dead cat a doctorate from the same dodgy south american online 'university'), Simon Singh and some other sciency people. It were BRILLIANT. Like being at a LECTURE on MARS! I LOVE physics. It's so BRILLIANT, by eck. Must...stop...grinning...
Remember the Tommy Wesphall theory that states that based on shared characters, products and places, most television series take place within the mind of a character from St Elsewhere? No?