The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I klnow you'll all find it hard to believe, but I think (and I'm basing this opinion on previous similar occurences rather than expert knowledge of the subject) that I am bored.
Don't get me wrong, I have sh1t loads to do, but I just can't get motivated.
Could someone please get stern with me and scare me back into working.
Darren, we have tollerated you're lack of motivation for too long now. I'm afraid that if you don't buck up your ideas and sort yourself out, we will have to let you go. I sincerely hope it doesn't get to that, and that you treat this warning as a bit of friendly advice!
You can start by making us all a cup of coffee.
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
You posted that while I was sitting right next to you.
