The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Our senior management team got to gether yesterday. It was a momentous meeting of great minds. One of the things that they covered was a mission statement for our unit. Here's what they came up with:
"Protect our customers by performing at our best to prevent fraud"
Yes. The brightest and best that our department has to offer came up with this winner. I can tell you're impressed.
What's nice is that it commits us to absolutely nothing. Woohoo.
Does anyone else have a naff mission statement they'd like to share with us? Maybe we should come up with one for the JDBB...
i dont mean to be so blunt.. oh my goodness that's terrible!
ha, jk
hmm.. i remember that there was one at my old work, but it was about three sentences long and i can't remember it.. i'm thinking of one for us, it's on the tip of my tongue..
The JDBB: Committed to collecting letters, words, and sentances into arguably organized little bits that may or may not be clever, funny, or insightful. On second thought, forget insightful.
