The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You'll be pleased to know that I located a huge sheet of bubble wrap in Mum's loft and entertained myself by making the dog walk up and down it. he was not impressed. I laughed.
Anyway... I have returned triumphantly and relatively unscathed from the depths of the New Forest!
Nice reply Aodan - sounded a bit like you read his post though - try this
Hey JDK glad to here from you! we read your post about [insert calamity here] so glad that [insert small crisis title here] is over for you now and be assured that we did think about you when you posted on [insert date here]
You are our true friend/pal/leader/king (delete as appropriate) and we value your time/contribution to the board
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You'll be pleased to know that I located a huge sheet of bubble wrap in Mum's loft and entertained myself by making the dog walk up and down it. he was not impressed. I laughed. Anyway...
You're welcome, and welcome back!
You should've hooked him up with some Peanut Butter, dude.
<<I so moderated myself immediately afterwards...>>
er... I mean, It didn't make me laugh at all. Bad Ben. Making fun of other people's lifestyle choices is naughty. We don't have a finger waggling smiley, but if we did, I'd be using, like six of 'em on you right now!
Well... given the reaction to that one, I've had a bit of a... er... clean up. Apologies for my own somewhat un-pc response the first time round dudes! I'm sure Ben didn't mean to cause offence. All that moderatory action has clean wore me out. I'm off to find cake.-- Edited by ddvmor at 17:32, 2005-10-01
Hee hee hee!!...Sorry folks, I don't get by here much and if I offended someone (I can't even remember what I posted now) you have my profound apologies...
ddvmor, I'm a moderator on another board and I know what it's like to keep some buffoon like me on the right track so don't be hesitant to delete anything this old Texan says when necessary......Ben
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Heh. You still hold the distinction of being the only person to be moderated on this board ever. Except for when I moderated myself immediately afterwards! Well done that man! And nice to see you again!
...Ben
