The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Then you should tell us those things so that we may know them.
How was meat day? I saw the picture you posted and you looked so happy :) I'm curious if your stomach felt weird after eating it for the first time in a while. Long ago, I dabbled in vegetarianism, and the first time I ate meat again I was ill.
I did have a bit of indegestion during the night, but i think that was more to do with the awesome hotness of my madras rather than the tasty meatiness of the lamb it was made from!
Some of the things I've never told you: My mum's middle name, my shoe size and inside leg measurement, my least favourite flavour of jelly and my second favourite drink, to name a few.
...Ben
