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NateO


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My UA colleagues were not as impressed with my response here as I was: Link.

Bummer.

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ddvmor


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Nice one, Nate.  Now, I have some questions....  Can I PM you?  Nyuk Nyuk!

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Well that wouldn't be very fair to Frank now would it?

It would be interesting if this board had a PM utility so that we could ask general JD questions.

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It seems to have been a day for warning some of the other members today.


 


If it's any consolation, I saw the funny side, and could'nt take it any other way



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Others had their bottom paddled as well?


Gee whiz, it had to be a wisenheimer... If you don't want the answer, don't ask the question!



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I'm actually a little disappointed.  I've never been excluded from a UA bollocking before.  I don't feel like part of the family.

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I guess you must be unlucky then.  I've never had a UA bollocking


 


Welllll........ actually I did once, but that was because the joke I posted in the Chat forum was a little close to the bone, but it sure was funny



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Susan


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Share the joke then Mitch, if you can remember it.

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Urm... ok.....


 


What does a Blonde and an Aeroplane have in common?



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Answer:


 


They both have Black Boxes!


 


Heres the link to the rest of the thread http://www.utteraccess.com/forums/showflat.php?&Number=382545



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I don't know what does a Blonde and an Aeroplane have in common?

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Answer in previous post.

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Susan


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They're all good.


No bollocking on this board for jokes of that obvious calibre mate!



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Nice, I'm not the only one to be bolloxed up then. clap

So your joke got pulled then?

Nice joke in any case.

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i suppose this is a suitable moment to bring up the legend of the bored thread - i recall that not going down too well with the admin, altho i had a nice pm session with admin lynn - not a bolloxing, just a 'chat' haha


 



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I think that as king of the board, it's only right that I get to tell a few people off:


Katie - you're a a bad girl.  Don't do it again or I'll call you a bad girl again!


Nate - You know you're bad.  Bad, Bad man!


Vic - You're in big trouble, young lady.  Just wait til I get you home!


Mitch - I've had just about enough of your naughtiness.  Cease and desist or else!


There.  I'm done bollocking people.  It was fun, but I think the power might go to my head, so I'm going to stop now!


(I was very masterful, though, don't you think?)



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  Nope. I think I escaped!

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Ok then DD, explain to all the nice people here why susan didn't get told off.  surely the comments made here http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=12881&subForumID=12833&action=viewTopic&commentID=406369&abKey=1c8e3c4122e4cf67a0ab27841cd9bd36 warrented some sort of repremand!!!


 


 


(the fact that susan appologised is irrelevant, irrelevant I tell you!!!)


 




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I just like to save a good bit of bollocking for later!  he he!

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listen darren! just cause you're the boss doesnt mean you can get away with... oh wait, it does.

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Thanks D! I am aware of this and it probably did me some good.

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"Ok then DD, explain to all the nice people here why susan didn't get told off.  surely the comments made here warrented some sort of repremand!!!     (the fact that susan appologised is irrelevant, irrelevant I tell you!!!)"

Thank's Mitch.  You know I am eternally scarred by the offence that Darren took to this.


The rickety wooden planks on the bridge of friendship that I had managed to rebuild from the tatters of Tuesday morning have just started to split again!  And I've got to try and face him at work tomorrow.


I'm gonna go back to the corner where I've been hiding.



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