The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Girls like that make me want to introduce forks to eyes.
Maybe 1 out of 500 girls that ask might have a problem where saying "yes" migjht send them over the edge...but the rest of them are compliment fishers and should be told as such. I say call it out for what it is, and inform them you wont be playing their little game.