Don't be scared, just be honest.  I'd just like to know.

And so too, it seems, would the other girls!

I dunno.  What's wong with people today when a  bit of sarcasm is completeley overlooked.

I shall break it down for you (although be prepared for a screaming torrent of sarcasm in the process):

I, too have had a (wait for it, sarcasm coming up) very (here it comes) unfortunate (There it was.  Didja spot it?) day where I was (uh-oh here comes another bit) forced to play with my Eyetoy (this sarcasm is based on the fact that playing with the eyetoy is something I find quite enjoyable and an activity in which I rarely need to be forced to engage in) while Vic cooked me a a roast turkey dinner (obviously playing with an eye toy is infinitely preferable than cooking a roast dinner hence the inherent sarcasm in the statement).  It was very stressful (i.e. not stressful at all)!

So in fact the main part of the sarcasm was in fact directed at the fact that I was playing while Vic was working and the presence of visitors was not mentioned at all and, indeed, was not implicit in wither the sarcasm nor the overall intention behing the post.

I'm sorry I said it now.  I shall retire to the opposite corner of the room and endure the face-making and chocolate eating that appears to be emanating for your own corner.

D'oh

It's obviously one of those No-Win traps along the lines of 'Does My Bum Look Big In This?' or 'Do You Like This Pair Of Shoes?'.

And I fell right into it.

My God, man.  What did you say???

That one's easy to get out of: "Yes" usually works.  So does "Of course I do", "How could I not" or even "C'mere Darlin', let me show you how attractive you are hur hur hur...".

I can see you're inexperienced in such matters.  I shall have to take you out and explain a few things...

Did you list all of the lovely things you find attractive about her?

Did you make up a poem on the spot about how she is as radiant as a field full of golden daffodils?

Did you give her a snuggle buggle?

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"Did you list all of the lovely things you find attractive about her? Did you make up a poem on the spot about how she is as radiant as a field full of golden daffodils? Did you give her a snuggle buggle?"

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I didnt think quickly enough for all that - after my initial responses I plumped for "its 11pm do we have to talk about this now?" not good I know - but I guess I will see how the land lies later! - mumble grumble yadda yadda......

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"Well at least you didnt fall straight into the "Do you still find me attractive?" trap like I did at 11pm last night - resulting in uncomfortable silences and my other half going for a drive in a right old strop -
I had to do the only thing open to me at that time...... went to sleep..... that didnt seem to go down too well either......
Anyone out there single? go on.... remind me how good it is...."

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Yep, it's smokin'.

Nope, you can't win, forget about it. My ex girlfriend asked me to produce a list of things I like about her one night. I caught an ear load of carp for telling her she's beautiful... Bugger!

Give her a few days to simmer down.

Cor Stead.  You trekked up Mount Everest?  That's great.

I shall try an experiment tonight.  I shall ask Vic if she still finds me attractive and I shall report the reply word-for-word right here on the JDBB.  After all, if it's coming from a girl, it MUST be the right answer!

I'm gonna do it!  I'm gonna risk EVERYTHING for my mate Stead..

Too right you are, sucker.

Darren then went on to ask me if his bum looked big in his trousers.  My reply was "yes".

I'm just composing in my mind the trouble I am going to let loose on him tonight.

(I was born in the year of the horse though).

 

He can't mate, you're done like a dinner.

 

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