The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
This is a great opportunity for you to eat stuff that would normally poison you on the basis that your body will reject it straight away - take pictures and let us know how you get on?
Oh and feel better mate -
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
This is a great opportunity for you to eat stuff that would normally poison you on the basis that your body will reject it straight away - take pictures and let us know how you get on?
I seem to recall reading a book as a child called 'How to eat fried worms' about a boy that took a bet to eat worms and then discovered that they were quite tasty. I forget how it ended...
All part of the whole "Lets go and spend 3 days and nights in some moors in the back of nowhere with no dinner and see what we can find for you to eat" weekend.
