The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Dammit. I thought this was gonna be another thread about me!
Back on track... What's nice is that this guy legitimises his nutty little point of view with an entirely irrelevant, out of context quote from the bible at the end. It's sold me! In fact the little voices in my head are telling me exactly what I need to do to the wicked sinners...
