The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
He's a survivor and he's awesome. And he rode an iceberg!
Who's your hero?
He didnt ride an iceberg, he just didnt fall off after he stupidly got stuck on it. He wasnt brave - he had to be dragged into the boat - otherwise he wouldnt have saved even himself....
you're my hero dazza
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
