The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
That's the time of year, every year, that I frantically try to be poetic and cobble together an easter riddle "from the Easter Bunny" for my children. Lyricism escapes me tonight though:
"It's Easter again and you've a garden that's new, I've hidden some eggs and they're all for you. They won't be in your garden and they won't be in your shed Follow my clues and use your head!
You can wash yourself here with water and with power. Not in the bath, fool, Just look in the shower."
wow.. your poem kind of gives it away a bit there (as to where they're hidden .. the bread bin right?)
ok, here's my offering:
hoorah for easter and that big gay bunny you better be good, i'm not being funny so go hunting for eggs in the garage and the shed but if you don't find any have a jammie dodger instead!
.. hmm, i think i didnt quite get the whole iambic pentameter thing there
Lyricism escapes me tonight though:
