The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Didn't you know the world may as well end tomorrow because the big food shops will be shut for one day? The biddies will all have been stocking up because they won't be able to get fresh milk or hairnets tomorrow. Poor ducks! You have to pity their small minds.
AND Sainsburies didn't have any fenugreek seeds. Had to buy the already groud stuff - it's not as good as grinding it yourself - don't they know anything?!!
Apparently it's impossible to get curry leaves anywhere around here too!
Hey Vic, there's a school in Nailsea that's got a patch of curry plants growing right by their front gate - I smelt it every day for three years when I took Cian to school! Want me to go pick some for you???
