The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was about to place an order for 30,000 of your wonderful T-shirts when I saw that it was priced in dollars. Now Pounds would have been cool, but dollars - how do you expect me to get those? Last ones I saw were large round and silver and came in canvas bags. So regretfully you won't get my order this week.
Yes, but see if it were in pounds, then none of us silly americans who cant even handle the metric system, let alone convert dollars to pounds would be able to order.
So you're saying that I even have to be nice to the mad ones? And the ones that smell? And the ones that I take an instant and irrational dislike to? And girls?