The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yes, not only do they look amazingly stupid, they are a terrible terrible danger to your feet!
Experts warn of flip-flop hazards
Flat flip-flops may be fashionable, but they are not as sensible and safe as some people may think, experts warn.
The shock of moving from heels to flats, extra pressure on the heel of the foot and blisters from the thong on the flip-flops are among the problems.
Those who wear flip-flops for more than just the beach risk accidents caused them slipping off, they add.
The Society of Chiropodists and Podiatrists recommends a sandal with a slight heel and more support instead.
The flatness of flip-flops is the main problem with the shoe, the experts say.
People used to wearing a shoe with a bit of a heel may find their Achilles' tendons feel tender when they swap to flip-flops.
They may also feel a tight pull either at the back of their calves or under their feet.
Having to grip the flip-flop by clenching the toes can lead to arch strain and pains - which can also be caused by the footwear's lack of support.
Sunbed dangers
The society warns that wearing flip-flops while driving could potentially be even more dangerous, as the shoes could move and become entangled with the car pedals.
It adds that people wearing flip-flops may also experience pain in the heel caused by plantar fasciitis - chronic inflammation of the connective tissue extending from the heel bone to the toes.
Mike O'Neil, a podiatrist at the Princess Margaret Hospital in Windsor, said: "Heel pain is very common - we probably see four or five new cases here every week - and we also see inner arch collapses.
"And podiatrists see lots of broken and fractured toes from flip-flops.
Mr O'Neil, who is a spokesman for the Society of Chiropodists and Podiatrists, recommended footwear with more support, such as trainer sandals.
Someone got their feet stuck in one of our revolving doors this afternoon. They got stuck under the door. Imagine the agony if she's been wearing flip flops, eh? It would have ripped her toenails right off!
So after managing to put this out of my mind for a whole year, all the suppressed flip flop rabge had bubbled back up! My boss wandered in to work wearing flip flops today and immediately started complaining because her feet hurt becuse she had to walk through town in them. Then one of my colleagues announced that she had just bought four (or was it five) pairs of flip flops for £15 each.