The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
OK, so I disagree that I'm only 30% weird & as I'm only 45% normal then what's the other 25%? It did do better on some of the other tests, it was right about me being an only child & who's going to argue with "There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush. You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it!"? Apparently in a past life I was an albino sailor from New Zealand, hung for treason!
OK, really should stop being lazy & take the dog out now!
