The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
For some reason, there's a release mechanism on our elevators where at certain times of the day the elevator door won't close and commence movement until another elevator is available on the ground floor. Wtf?!?
Who wants to stand around in a non-moving elevator all day?!