The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Simple things amuse simple minds. In my case, I am amused by finding my office on the Multimap arial photos. If you look carefully, you can see me waving from the 14th floor.
Here's my house! The marker points to the building - the arrow points to where my apartment is in that building (I'm the top floor - take up that "corner")