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'Drinking' your crisps is... [10 vote(s)]

a) ...Wrong. It makes you look silly and you might choke on the bits (oh, please... go on... choke!)
20.0%
b) ...The only sensible way to conclude your crisp eating experience.
60.0%
c) ...I cannot believe that after all this time, Dazza still inists on posting this inane drivel...
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Drinking Crisps
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I just got told off for 'drinking' my crisps.  Apparently it's unseemly to upend the packet into your mouth.  How else am I supposed to get the tiny tiny fragments of crisp from the bottom of the bag?  They're the best bit as they have the most salt on.  mmmm.....    salty debris.


Anyway... cue the stoopid poll...



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Of course you must drink crisps! (and nuts and bombay mix)


Only danger is, doin it in the pub and getting mixed up and trying to drink the crisps and eat the beer.



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Crisps?

Silly brits ...

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Oh, I think not. Crisps are magnificent (if a little greasy)


Ooh, suit you sir.



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Come on then.  Own up.  Who is it that keeps voting for the comedy third option, hmm?


 


Anyways...  crisps.  Crisps rock.  Just because you daft American colonial types insist on calling crisps chips and chips fries don't make it so.  Just you watch it - we might revoke your independence and then you'll be sorry.  And it's not even like you can fight back!


Maybe you can ask the French to help. 



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Why did you have to bring up our obvious dependence on the French? That's a bit of a sore spot, you know ...

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Bonjour, Pierre.


Mom and big Sis are married though...



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To each other?  Very continental.  You'll fit right in!

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Er, fit into what?


Erm, no, they have different husbands...


So, do you liquefy these 'crispies' before you drink them?



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Um.  No.  Just kinda tip the bag...

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Oh, how about chewing?

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Completely unnecassary, if you tip fast enough, mind the jagged edges on the way down, and can't spell . All three factors must be in place to manage it properly.

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Hmm.  Wasn't aware of the spelling requirement there.  Are you sure you're not giving away military secrets there, Zem?  Hmm?


I thought the standard method was merely to hold the crispy fragment in one's mouth until one's saliva caused them to go soggy.  They can then be safely swallowed!



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No dude, clearly you need to forget how to read or write properly before you can attempt such a feat...

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Dammit.


Beware the illiterate crisp drinkers...



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Most likely found in a pub near you!



Damo_daly wrote:

Only danger is, doin it in the pub and getting mixed up and trying to drink the crisps and eat the beer.



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