The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Susan wrote: I had to promise my kids a treat when they get back to get them to leave with her! I feel so guilty! -- Edited by Susan at 16:03, 2005-08-29
Hey, you should be glad that you don't have to promise your parents a treat to take them!
It's not fair. I don't have any kids to inflict on anyone!
On the other hand, I think I do quite well out of that deal...
Actually - I think it's only right that I should share my experiences of the bank holiday weekend with you lot. After all, why should I suffer alone?
I went to Dartmouth to visit my mother, who has what she euphamistically refers to as a 'chalet' - pronounced 'shally' (by her, anyway). Much as I love my Mum, she's very... boring and is capable of inducing intense irritation. To unequivocally demonstrate this, I was forced to sit in the back of her car while she made my poor hen-pecked Dad drive around Dartmouth looking for a parking space.
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