The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You've helped me immensly over the past couple of weeks. Well done on your 201th post. I don't know where I would be if it were'nt for people like you, dedicating yourself to helping others.
Cheers to the next 201
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
Oh yes. You are the Man (or Woman if you prefer). Your contribution to this forum has been magnificent - nay, stupendous! It just wouldn't be the same without you. in fact if you weren't here things would be...um...different.
You have been an inspiration to me. I am always encouraged to carry on by your witty and insightful posts. May you continue to bless us all with your presence for many more posts to come.
Not wanting to belittle your stupendous post count, but I do feel you have another, much greater, acheivement; as the creator of the original Bored thread it's because of you we're all here <sniff>. You must be very proud!