The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It was my youngest boys 3rd birthday yesterday, got home from work all hot n sweaty wanting to get changed, but couldn't cos while I was in work my lovely wife organised a party for 10 kids which involved dismantling our bed and placing bouncy castle in our bedroom!
Apparently it couldn't go in the garden 'in case it rained. Why wasn't it put in the boys room you ask? Cos there was a flippin trampoline in there!
That's quite the birthday party! When I was growing up, I was thankful that we had cake.
Uh oh... It's like dangling bait in front of a Monty Python fan...
Cake? When I was a lad we were given bits of wood with nails in for our birthday cake, then our father would beat us to death and we'd have to get up to go to work in the mines 3 hours before we went to bed...