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ddvmor


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I'm in a traffic jam on the M6.

I want to die...

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ddvmor


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Oh yeah...

And my brother keeps singing. My ears are bleeding...

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Zem YN3B


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You have a) too much time on your hands.


b) too many gadgets, it would seem, if you are posting from a traffic jam.



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ddvmor


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You are indeed correct on both counts - although in my defense, 'too many gadgets' really equates to... er... one. My trusty P900.

I'm in Nottingham, now. I'm about to leave my bro's house to return to good old Bristol. See you in about 2 anna half hours!

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JonnyStead


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Return safely oh wise one - we have no lives without you

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What's orange blob of stuff on your windshield? Is it toxic?

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That orange blob would be the tax disc holder.  Betcha can't guess what's in it!

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You got that right!

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bonniepirateanne


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is it a banana?

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ddvmor


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Er... no.


I'll give you a clue...


 


It isn't a banana. 



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ddvmor


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So, as you probably guessed from my post yesterday, I was on the road for a good portion of the day.  I went to Liverpool for a funeral.


 


It is amazing the sheer number of times one can get lost in a single day.  I may be phoning the nice people at the Guinness Book of records to see if I have broken a record.  Perhaps someone can explain to my exactly why none of the roads in Liverpool have street name signs.  Perhaps someone nicked them, eh?


 


You would think that following a funeral procession would be pretty simple, wouldn't you...



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ddvmor wrote:

That orange blob would be the tax disc holder.  Betcha can't guess what's in it!

What's a tax disc holder?  What's a tax disc, for that matter, you silly Brit, you?


That last part was to honor the Holy Jammie Rules say to instigate cross-oceanic rivalries at every opportunity.



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ddvmor


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Zem YN3B wrote:




 What's a tax disc holder? 



It's a holder.  For a tax disc. 


 


Zem YN3B wrote:


What's a tax disc, for that matter, you silly Brit, you?


It's a disc.  That you put in your tax disc holder.


 


Zem YN3B wrote:


That last part was to honor the Holy Jammie Rules say to instigate cross-oceanic rivalries at every opportunity.


Bloody 'ell, lad!  You actually read 'em?


 


 


 



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Wow, you managed to talk a lot, sounded like you gave the right answers, but in reality told me nothing!  You should be a politician!



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ddvmor


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I'm King.  Is that political enough for you?

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JonnyStead


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Hail the King!...


 


 


 


 


Silly colonials...



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ddvmor wrote:

I'm King.  Is that political enough for you?
I don't know if Kings qualify as politians ... given that you can solve disputed election results with beheadings and all ... king of like hanging chads, but not quite.

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ddvmor


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I dunno.  Prince Philip may not be an actual king, but he's got a pretty good political head on him. 



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JonnyStead


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Yeah he's never 'dropped the ball' on the international stage...  we could all learn a lot from him


 


from a great distance...



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