The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I stay away for one day and this is what I get... information overload. I've only got time to read up on things while the chubby hubby's in the shower before I have to go.
I'm off for a day out to Drayton Manor with the family tomorrow (a theme park to you guys across the pond) so another day offline. Hey ho, a break from landscaping the garden I suppose. Tara.